The Lazarus Project
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTThe Lazarus Project Season 1 Episode 5: "Allies Shifting" Quotes
Archie: Do I sound like someone who has not considered my future?
Matthew: So what do you want to do?
Archie: I don't know.
Archie: Five or six?
Matthew: Excuse me?
Archie: Mi5 or Mi6?
Matthew: I can't tell you.
Archie: Which one's the cool one?
Matthew: The one I'm in.
Matthew: Here's my card.
Archie: Is it going to self-destruct in 10 seconds?
Archie: Do you always bring a Thermos when you break into someone's house?
Shiv: Well, you never know when people are going to run out of tea bags.
Archie: How thoughtful.
Shiv: You know what the interesting thing about disaster is? If you break it down, it's really just an escalating series of mundane interactions leading to a catastrophic climax.
Archie: I've been on dates like that.
Wes: You don't know a lot.
Archie: No, ma'am.
Wes: Let's work on that, shall we?
Is there another IT guy? We have a time machine. I assume we have more than one person who can unlock a computer.
Archie [to Dane]
Dane: Did the world end again?
Archie: I don't know. Maybe.
Cop: What are you doing in Romania?
George: Business.
Cop: What business?
George: My business.
Shiv: It can get messy.
Archie: I can do messy.
Shiv: I've no doubt.
