Favorite The League Quotes
Taco: I love hospital parties! Where is the bar?
Andre: There's no bar, it's a hospital.
Taco: It's America. There's always a bar.
Foreskin is a MacArthur family institution, like alcoholism.
Taco
I don't blog about everything. I blog about magic, and sometimes Don Henley.
Andre
Pete: So what's it like being counsel for Taco Corp, now that he actually has some money?
Ruxin: Well, there are more meetings, and they're longer, and he keeps talking about some corporate retreat, which I know is just a sweat lodge at Burning Man.
Pete: What was Taco doing outside your apartment?
Sutton: I don't know. He said he worked for the phone company, but it looked like he was just taking a nap.
Taco: Poor little Chalupa is going to lose his crispy outer shell.
Kevin: Could you not speak of my son's member as if it was FourthMeal?
I love white dudes, so why wouldn't I love eating a live shrimp marginally prepared by one?
Ruxin
Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.
That guy fed me Spongebob Squarepants and now I'm gonna die like in 'Alien'!
Ruxin
Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling at a trash bag.
Pete
Ruxin: No knives.
Rafi: What if there's an attack?
Ruxin: It's a bunch of children and mothers in a pool.
Rafi: That's exactly when I would attack!
Rafi: I don't respect you!
Gail: Perfect! I don't respect myself!
