Popular The League Quotes
Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.
Ruxin
If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.
Taco
Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.
Pete
Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!
We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.
Rafi
Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!
Rafi
Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!
Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.
Andre
That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.
Ruxin
Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."
My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.
Jenny
Nice Krampage, Taco.
Ruxin
