Popular The League Quotes
If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.
Jenny
Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!
My yogurt's not curdled!
Ruxin
I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!
Rafi
Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.
Rafi
You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.
Taco
Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.
Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.
Ruxin
We are no longer sitting shiva. We are now sitting Shiva.
Andre
Jordan Cameron: Did they just steal the coffin?
Cameron Jordan: Should we go get it?
J. J. Watt: No. I'm giving them a 50-yard head start.
You seedless watermelon!
Ruxin
That wasn’t mouth-to-mouth. That was true love’s kiss.
Rafi
