The League Quotes
If I was bald, I couldn't have lice, because lice are in my clear hair!
Andre
Ruxin: Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, alright?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like, red means 'stop.'
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means 'go.'
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow is the other one.
Gail: You really messed this up. You could have had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met! I would have let you put me in a cage!
Rafi: I have a cage!
Gail: Have fun in your cage--alone!
Rafi: I don't respect you!
Gail: Perfect! I don't respect myself!
Ruxin: No knives.
Rafi: What if there's an attack?
Ruxin: It's a bunch of children and mothers in a pool.
Rafi: That's exactly when I would attack!
Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling at a trash bag.
Pete
That guy fed me Spongebob Squarepants and now I'm gonna die like in 'Alien'!
Ruxin
Taco: I can feel your penis on the back of my head.
Rafi: That's a war-boner, man.
These birthday parties are the worst. You are stuck talking to people that you have nothing in common with except that you had unprotected sex at the same time.
Kevin
Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.
Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.
I love white dudes, so why wouldn't I love eating a live shrimp marginally prepared by one?
Ruxin
