Laurie: Are you scared?
Kevin: Scared of what?
Laurie: Scared of them strapping you to a seesaw until you drown?
Kevin: The last time it happened, where I went, it was so real. Maybe I was dead, but I had never felt so alive. No. I'm not scared.
Laurie: Then I'm not scared, either.
Kevin: And it could work. I could come back.
Laurie: I really hope you do.
Kevin: Will you stay?
Laurie: I can't.

So is this the part where you call the DSD and shut this operation down?

Laurie

Senior: I hear you were with the good Reverand Jamison. He coming to?
Laurie [shakes her head]: No. He gave me something for you, though. He says he's sorry he didn't put you in his fucking book.
Senior: Who torched it?
Laurie: Your son. Is he here?
Senior: Right now, he's off having himself a think.
Laurie: About what?
Senior: We asked him to die. Again.

Nora: You can take the van, I don't need it anymore.
Laurie: Do you want to drive or should I?
Matt: Actually, I think I'm going to stay here for awhile. People should be with their families, right?
Nora: OK.
Matt: Can you give this to Senior and tell him I'm sorry I didn't put him in my fucking book? And tell Kevin I'm sorry I did.

Whatever is happening here? I want to be a part of it.

Laurie

Laurie: So you're wrong, Pop. I'm not Thomas. I'm Judas. Doubting is easy, 'cause doubting costs you nothing. But Judas, he was surrounded by people going on and on about how special Jesus was, but he betrayed them anyway. 'Cause he was sure that he believed in something, and he acted on it.
Michael: Then he killed himself.
Laurie: What sweetie?
Michael: Judas collected 30 pieces of silvers and hung himself.
John: You alright?
Michael [struggling]: If he was so sure, why did he kill himself?
Laurie: Well, Michael, I was not aware of that part of the story. I have no idea why he killed himself. Did he leave a note?
[Senior drops into his plate and Laurie looks at John with a sly eye]

Nora: Do you have to tell them I did this?
Laurie: Give me a dollar.
Nora: I only have hundreds.
Laurie: Give me your cigarettes. Congratulations Nora Durst. You are now officially my patient.
Nora: Same time next week?
Laurie: You're on.

Laurie: Do you want Kevin to ask Evie why she left her family?
John: No. I asked him to give her a message. I want him to tell Evie she was loved.
Laurie: That's beautiful, John.

Matt: What happened?
Laurie: Kevin's at a ranch with his father.
Nora: That's good. Tomorrow's a big day. We should ALL be with family.

Laurie: I was pregnant.
Kevin: What?
Laurie: I was pregnant. Sixteen weeks.
Kevin: I don't..what? When?
Laurie: Seven years ago tomorrow. I was lying in the doctor's office looking at the ultrasound, staring right at it, and then it was gone.

Matt: They don't look like physicists to me.
Nora: What do physicists look like?
Matt: I don't know. Shouldn't they be wearing lab coats or something?

Grace: Was he a good husband? Kevin?
Laurie: He was a great husband. He saved me.
Grace: But you divorced him.
Laurie: Yeah, well, I joined a cult. It was just one of those things they made you do.

The Leftovers Season 3 Quotes

Kevin: We got a problem. We need to keep it between you and me.
Laurie: OK
Kevin: Dogs are taking on human form and infiltrating the highest positions in the federal government.

I heard what you said in there, and you said nothing's going to happen on the 14th unless everything happens on the 14th.

Kevin