Mary: He's writing a book about you.
Kevin: He what?
Mary: A book. He thinks the New Testament's getting old. I've only read some of it, but you figure fairly prominently, Kevin.

I heard what you said in there, and you said nothing's going to happen on the 14th unless everything happens on the 14th.

Kevin

Kevin: I was watching you from the porch, with Noah.
Nora: Yeah. He's yummy, isn't he?

John: What's going on?
Kevin: Well, John, I'm glad you asked because what's going on is Matt and your son are writing a gospel about me.
John: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?
John: I shot you in the chest, point blank, and you got up and walked back into town. Didn't even go to the hospital until the next day.
Matt: You tried to drown yourself, and an earthquake saved your life.
Michael: You drank poison, I buried you and you went to the other place. You came back.
Kevin: You told them about the hotel?
Michael: It seemed important.
Kevin: I'm not, um, I can't die.
Matt: Of course you can. But just not here.
Kevin: What?
Matt: Here. You can't die here, in Miracle.
Kevin: And that twisted shit is exactly why your wife is leaving you.
Matt: If you come to me but cannot leave your family, you cannot be my follower.
Kevin: Is that from your book?
Matt: No, Kevin, that's Jesus.
Kevin: I'm not fucking Jesus.
Matt: I'm not saying you are, but the beard looks good on you.

Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: What?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: Yes.
Michael: Then I baptize you, Kevin Garvey, in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Buried in the likeness of his death and raised in the likeness of his resurrection. He is saved!
Kevin [whispers]: That didn't count.

Kevin: We got a problem. We need to keep it between you and me.
Laurie: OK
Kevin: Dogs are taking on human form and infiltrating the highest positions in the federal government.

Mary: Nora? What are you doing here? Where's Matt?
Nora: Oh my God. Hi.
Mary: Hi.

You know her? That's your dad's girlfriend, right? She sprayed me with the hose once. I liked her.

Meg

John: I don't understand what's happening.
Kevin: Me neither.

Kevin: Maybe she didn't.
John: What?
Kevin: Love you.

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Erika: Where have you been?
Michael: At your dad's.
Erika: I thought I told you not to go over there anymore.
Michael: I won't.

Erika: Why are you doing this? I don't understand.
Evie: You understand.

The Leftovers Quotes

Kevin: We got a problem. We need to keep it between you and me.
Laurie: OK
Kevin: Dogs are taking on human form and infiltrating the highest positions in the federal government.

John: What's going on?
Kevin: Well, John, I'm glad you asked because what's going on is Matt and your son are writing a gospel about me.
John: Oh.
Kevin: Oh?
John: I shot you in the chest, point blank, and you got up and walked back into town. Didn't even go to the hospital until the next day.
Matt: You tried to drown yourself, and an earthquake saved your life.
Michael: You drank poison, I buried you and you went to the other place. You came back.
Kevin: You told them about the hotel?
Michael: It seemed important.
Kevin: I'm not, um, I can't die.
Matt: Of course you can. But just not here.
Kevin: What?
Matt: Here. You can't die here, in Miracle.
Kevin: And that twisted shit is exactly why your wife is leaving you.
Matt: If you come to me but cannot leave your family, you cannot be my follower.
Kevin: Is that from your book?
Matt: No, Kevin, that's Jesus.
Kevin: I'm not fucking Jesus.
Matt: I'm not saying you are, but the beard looks good on you.