You're alive. What a lovely surprise.

Dean Fogg

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Quentin: Wait, the cottage was here, right?
Alice: [Uses magic to check] It's not invisible. It's just...not.
Margo: Aw, shit. Right. End of semester prank to ditch the first year losers. I should have remembered. It was my idea.
Penny: Are you...? I hate all of you. I hate all of you.

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Dean Fogg: Fillory is very real.
Professor Sunderland: Ooooookay. And this is going to be on the syllabus next semester?
Dean Fogg: We shall see.

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The Beast: [sings while eating ice cream]
Marina: Did you scrape him off the Cabaret floor?
Julia: Reynard is targeting Hedges.
Marina: Right. So the answer is to have Michael Buble kidnap me and then use me as bait?

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Well, I guess life is about new experiences, and I've never been pussy-whipped. So...

Eliot

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The Beast: You're doomed. Which I might find amusing except it's likely to get me killed. And for what?
Julia: Because no matter what I'm going to hold onto--
The Beast: [interrupts] If you say humanity, you will learn I can vomit nonstop for two hours.

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Penny: Ow!
Professor Sunderland: Sorry [she tightens the ropes on his hands]. The spell says they have to be tight.
Penny: Do they have to be behind me? I feel like I'm getting busted.

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