You're the volunteer tomato.

Jane

Fillory needs meds way more than magic.

Margo

You're not as good as I'd hoped. But you're better than you know.

Alice

I want to be the one. But it's the adult part of me, the part that really understands how magic works, that tells me it's you.

Quentin

Julia: You okay?
Quentin: No, I just stabbed my own hand!

Quentin: Okay, what is magic actually for?
Julia: For fixing things, dummy.

Quentin: I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for Hitler.
Julia: Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.

I was very angry a moment ago, but I have to be honest, you two would make a cute couple.

Quentin

You all look like you did a crime last night.

Penny

Magic missile? That's like straight up Dungeons and Dragons.

Quentin

That's the thing about you, Quentin. You actually believe in magic.

Margo

I'm in too. I heard the word illegal.

Eliot

The Magicians Season 1 Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia