You killed Cancer Puppy?

Dean Fogg

Margo: A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don't want it anymore.
Quentin: That's a terrible system. Why can't it run on love, or...cocaine?

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Eliot

You don't know what cut off is. But baby, you will.

Marina

I need to be taught magic because I need to decide what magic is...for me.

Quentin

Michael row the boat ashore. Hashtag agree.

Eliot

Every time I talk, I sound batshit.

Quentin

One thing is real. You are always a raging dick.

Quentin

Alice: You should be happy. Less competition.
Margo: I like competition.

You have to mean it for magic to work.

Marina

Phosphoromancy, bitches!

Quentin

Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. Power over yourself, the elements, the future. But power, as you all know, does not come cheaply.

Dean Fogg

The Magicians Season 1 Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia