There’s a line in the Torah -- "Fuck with me and you die."

Gitta

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Joel Maisel: Would it kill you to be happy for me?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You need to be happy first.

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I think the priest was suspicious, especially when he said “The Body of Christ” and I answered “Mazeltov.”

Abe Weissman

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God, honey, you are so sweet and innocent. Like an elf riding a bunny rabbit.

Mitzi

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