The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes
Believe me, honey, if there’s a hell, I’m the headliner.Lenny Bruce
I had nothing to do with this, so I’ll just be the person who pats people’s arms.Imogene Cleary
God, honey, you are so sweet and innocent. Like an elf riding a bunny rabbit.Mitzi
What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just… no one told us.Miriam "Midge" Maisel
There’s a line in the Torah -- "Fuck with me and you die."Gitta
I actually think God is more of a brilliant marketing ploy.Abe Weissman
Joel Maisel: Would it kill you to be happy for me?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You need to be happy first.
I think the priest was suspicious, especially when he said “The Body of Christ” and I answered “Mazeltov.”Abe Weissman
Women are more generous and giving. That's a fact of the species. We give life to fuckin' babies.Bunny
I was transcribing Finnegan's Wake. It feels like you're writing gibberish but apparently, he's a genius.Imogene
Is this a pep talk? It's using the word 'fail' a lot.Alfie
She is gonna open up her walk-in closet of skeletons and introduce them all to the world in living color.Susie Myerson