Susie Myerson: She just said the kids can go fuck themselves.
Rose Weissman: What?
Abe Weissman: No, they certainly can not.

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Did you know the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers?

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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He said he thought I was very talented and that I could be bigger than Houdini, which is ridiculous. I’m already bigger than Houdini. Houdini was a very tiny man. That’s why he fit so easily in a box.

Alfie

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Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I’m not gonna blow it.
Lenny Bruce: I’m going to hold you to that.

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