I had nothing to do with this, so I’ll just be the person who pats people’s arms.

Imogene Cleary

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I actually think God is more of a brilliant marketing ploy.

Abe Weissman

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What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just… no one told us.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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• Added: March 10, 2022

Believe me, honey, if there’s a hell, I’m the headliner.

Lenny Bruce

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• Added: March 10, 2022