Susie Myerson: Fuck!
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Good "fuck" or a bad "fuck?"
Susie Myerson: It was a flat-out bad "fuck!"
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I second that "fuck," and I’ll raise you two "shits" and a "cocksucker."

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• Added: April 20, 2023

Esther Maisel: Ah, too much talking!
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Boy, are you in the wrong family, kid.

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Fuck you! You’re not cute just ’cause you’re four feet tall, and you’re dressed like a Katzenjammer kid.

Joel Maisel

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Maybe I could have Joel bring the kids down to see it. It’s gonna be years before I’ll let them watch my real show -- longer if they’re screwed up, and I need them for material.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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• Added: April 20, 2023

I’m not pretending to give a shit about three animals. I don’t give a shit about two animals. One animal can go fuck itself.

Gordon Ford

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I don’t know what grown women talk like. I deal with comics.

Susie Myerson

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• Added: April 20, 2023