Joel Maisel: Why do you keep coming here?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: For the patdowns.

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• Added: April 27, 2023

However you like to make it is how I like to take it.

Joel Maisel

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• Added: April 27, 2023

Everyone thinks it’s the ladies who are scared, but we have mothers, best friends, rabbis, school nurses, magazines scaring the shit out of us, the minute we get our first period. We’re ready. The men, however…

Shirley Maisel

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I love everything about you. I love that you are on time. I love that you hang pictures straight and always, without measuring, perfectly centered. I love that you don’t lose money. I love that you never stain a wooden spoon. I love that you lift with your legs. And I love that I am your wife.

Zelda

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• Added: April 27, 2023

You don’t take my calls. You won’t call me back. What are we, married?

Susie Myerson

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Well, I certainly was not going to let you get married at city hall. That’s a place for third weddings when everyone’s given up on you.

Rose Weissman

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• Added: April 27, 2023