I have to see if my granddaughter is the grandson I’ve been waiting for.

Abe Weissman

Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: What?
Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Okay.
Hedy Ford: If the credit’s yours, take it. If it’s not, take it, that’s what the boys do.

Susie Myerson: What do you do about the Gordons and the Petes and all the fuckin’ men that run the fuckin’ world?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You go around them. You use whatever you can and you stop at nothing. Guess who taught me that?

Change, to our predecessors, were sudden, exogenous events -- earthquakes, floods, an eclipse, a saber-toothed tiger lunging at you out of nowhere. They were things to be dealt with in the moment. Then things naturally reverted back to the norm. But now change happens over you. Change itself is the flood. Change itself is the saber-tooth. Change itself is the norm.

Henry

I think I emerged from my mother’s womb giving advice on how to deal with the umbilical cord.

Abe Weissman

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: What?
Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Okay.
Hedy Ford: If the credit’s yours, take it. If it’s not, take it, that’s what the boys do.

I have to see if my granddaughter is the grandson I’ve been waiting for.

Abe Weissman