The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Season 4 Quotes
My singing isn’t perfect, but in musical theatre, character is more important than technique. - Midge
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
You are the frog. I am the scorpion. I sting because it is my nature.
Abe Weissman
You are a stripper who doesn’t take anything off and just stands there yelling at people. This is neither of our problems.
Russell
So, I should go to the comedy buildings and make with jokes? Because it doesn’t matter.
Zelda
I stepped on a spent condom coming in here so I’m all set for souvenirs.
Asher Friedman
Well, he’s not much of a rabbi if he’s working on Friday!
Mei
Boys knock ‘cause girls have knockers.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Rose, I admit that sometimes I don’t listen to you, but this time I was listening to you when you did not tell me that you shtupped my best friend.
Abe Weissman
That’s life. Shit happens. You should be a bigger man and just let it go. Well, I’m a woman so, fuck that.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Bobby: Get up and do your act, Billy.
Billy Jones: She just did it.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: But better -- and in heels!
Abe Weissman: How was your night?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Fine. I got arrested for prostitution.
Abe Weissman: What man is going to want a woman who owns her own apartment?
Rose Weissman: He does have a point there. It does make you less feminine.
