Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Jane

It's the butler! It's the butler! I've always wanted to say that!

Jane

(To Grace on the phone) Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch.

Teresa

Red John is mine.

Jane

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Teresa

I know you see he's not psychic, but I'm not so sur

Lisbon

You'll be fine. Just don't be yourself.

Jane

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Van Pelt

Rigsby: Doesn't that bother you that the guy's barely qualified?
Cho: You get used to it.

This is like a bad date. I wish those bozos would just vanish.

Lisbon

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.