The man is begging of some thumb screws.


Rigsby: Doesn't that bother you that the guy's barely qualified?
Cho: You get used to it.

Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.

Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.


Her death was a gift, sort of.


When sharks stop swimming they drowned, right?


What she did was wrong but she's young and reformable, I think.

Agent Abbott

Is this guy for real?


Oh come on, please. It's not like I haven't abducted people before.


Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

Poor Fella. Smart but dumb. It never occurred to him that I am the Blake Association.

Red John

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.


The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.