Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

Jane

'But Hey' - what an eloquent phase.

Jane

Mr. Wolcutt: I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
Cho: (decidedly unimpressed) That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

I didn't give her hope. I sold her hope.

Jane

This place is like a summer camp for drug addicts.

Jane

Go to Hell goes without saying.

Jane

I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.

Jane

Alert the quantum lords.

Jane

Certainty is the mother of fools.

Jane

Nice project board. Bet you won a few science fairs.

Hightower

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.