This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Lisbon

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Lisbon

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

You throw out a pretty good line for a guy who's out of practice.

Krystal

We have to wait for a hit on the BOLO. I hate that.

Lisbon

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

You were difficult and exhausting and maybe I don't want to put the rest of my life on hold to be your sidekick.

Lisbon

Lisbon: You ran away again Jane. Not from the FBI but from me.
Jane: Yeah, but I ran back.
Lisbon: How was I suppose to know. I thought you were gone again forever.

Fischer: He made fools of us.
Cho: It won't be the last time.

If there's one thing that this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust.

Abbott

Fischer: I was so certain I had him figured out.
Lisbon: Welcome to my life.

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt