Teresa Lisbon: You can't keep pulling me from the path of oncoming trains.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, why not?
Teresa Lisbon: Because there's always new trains coming.

You can have the collar. Your department can take the credit. I don’t give a damn about that but this case is ours and these men, they belong to us.

Agent Abbott

Gil: This is outrageous.
Cho: No. Not really. Not yet.

Luck is the planning you don’t see.

Patrick Jane

I trust Jane and he hasn't let me down so far.

Abbott

Cho: Well Jane had me pretend to kill a guy once. Are we going further outside the lines than that?
Lisbon: Probably not.
Cho: Then I'm good.

Wiley: I'm not very good at keeping secrets.
Lisbon: Good think you're not in the FBI.

Lena Abbott: Dennis tells me you have one of the trickiest and most devious minds he's worked with.
Patrick Jane: He did, did he? Well I didn't come here to be flattered but go on.

No deals. No bargaining. You're all going to go down together. It'll be a family trip.

Cho

I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.

Patrick Jane

Lay off the anti-depressants. They're making your slow and you're still not happy.

Patrick Jane

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.