You're the smartest man I've ever met.

Erika

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

I arrested her, I don't know how I feel about helping her avoid prison.

Lisbon

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

Jane

We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.

Cho

It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don't know what's going to happen, if he's going to stick around or...

Lisbon

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane

Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Jane

I think we know what feels right and I think that that should be our guide.

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.