What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilty conscious?

Jane

What can I say, I always had a thing for the smart guys.

Daphne

Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.

(Looks at all the clowns) At least they are all crying on the inside.

Jane

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.

That's what's called cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Jane

Oh Lizzie you are bat nuts crazy - bat nuts!

Jane

Brett: Ya know, now I see why Red John really loves sparring for you. A worthy advisory.
Jane: Yes, straight for the jugular.
Lisbon: Obviously he struck a nerve.
Brett: Losing a wife and child like that makes a man reckless. Untethers him. Fills him with anger and shame that he cannot express. Well it must make your job very hard, hmm?
Lisbon: Yes, but the health plan is great.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, uhh the eye is the key or the window or both? I'm confused.

Jane

Lisbon: You are a very bad girl.
Jane: You're a bad girl.

I have a question - what are they doing in there with those gizmos?

Jane

How do you tell a six year old that her father is never coming home?

Sadie

The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes

Jane: Can I please continue working with you?
Lisbon: I thought you were quitting.
Jane: You know I didn't mean that.
Lisbon: So the job is worth wile, is it?
Jane: Uh, it's not that. I mean, it' not that at all. It's just... I have nothing else to do.
Lisbon: No jokes. From now, there have to be boundaries.
Jane: Agreed.
Lisbon: I need to know that you can do your work and be effective without creating a mess that I have to clean up.
Jane: No mess, I swear.
Lisbon: On that basis, you can remain with the unit.
Jane: Thank you.

You're not a detective, you're a victim.

Bosco