Jane: Maybe he died of happiness. Too much natural beauty, it's the Stendhal syndrome.
Sheriff Hughes: No. He was shot in the head.
Jane: Oh well. Nevermind.

Jodie: What is he doing? Could you please control your man?
Jane: Oh trust me, she's tried.

Won't be too bad. I hear they're getting HBO in Fulsom.

Cho

Cho: I don't want to talk about your feelings.
Rigsby: Good, me either.

Jane: Did you know that Nevada is both the marriage and divorce capital of the nation?
Lisbon: They should put that on a license plate.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

They're going to come in, you know. And then everything's going to get all shooty.

Jane

What are you, like five? A little patience here.

Jane

Jane: I'd like to pay this ticket, but under protest.
Zach: Nobody pays any other way.

We have no interest in having a pretty dead woman attached the compaign.

Jessica Bagshaw

Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.