This is not a fascinating puzzle, it's a media crap storm.

Lisbon

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Jane

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

'I'm gonna kill you on the count of three' was a little out of the box.

O'Loughlin

Maybe you can just shove him in a corner before he starts to smell.

Jane

It's a good thing when homicide detectives get bored.

Lisbon

Mashburn's a cockroach. He wouldn't die.

Yuri

You're very well groomed for a crazy person.

Jane

Jane: I take this nap for freedom, Lisbon. For every little guy who has a dream.
Lisbon: Nap later. Now we fight crime.

You're a sad little man alone in a box living on delusions of grandeur.

Cho

Put your badge away. If she thinks we're cops she might run. I don't feel like running.

Lisbon

Jane: Says our missing girl is an unstable nympho-maniacal stoner. Interesting.
Doctor: I didn't say that.
Jane: Yes you did. You practically screamed it.

The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.