I come bearing a practical and speedy solution for all of your crime solving problems.

Jane

Cho: A gold muscle car with black stripes.
Rigsby: Symbol of bullying jerks the world over.

Cho: It's all an act with dogs they do it for the food.
Rigsby: Everybody does.
Cho: That's deep.

Suspect: We weren't very good at art so we started distributing cocaine.
Cho: That's a natural transition.

Three hours of brooding silence and then sarcasm. Its like we're married.

Cho [to Rigsby]

Jane: What's your trick, Max?
Max: Inner peace.
Jane: The kind of peace you get when you shoot your wife's killer?

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Jane: I programmed my dreams to work on the Red John case.
Lisbon: Oh, well then make sure you put in for overtime.

You're talking to a ghost and you're still a skeptic.

Kristina

Jane: I'm getting bored.
Lisbon: Mr. Stiles is calling in every important person he knows to get us fired. It takes time.

Tell your boss, if she wants to catch bad guys, she should follow bad guys.

Lisbon

Who knew a trip to the cemetery would be such a downer?

Danny

The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.