Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.

I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.

Jane

Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.

Lisbon

You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.

Jane

Kip: It's my fault. I know.
Cho: Probably. You cheated on her.

Jungle theme. It's classy.

Jane

BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.

Jane

What she means is that ours is more of a platonic love.

Jane

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

We've got a case. You can deal with Red John later.

Lisbon

You don't hire a personal trainer because you like strenuous activity. You hire a personal trainer because it's the only way to get yourself to do it.

Jane

Your magic sucks eggs.

Jane

The Mentalist Season 5 Quotes

Your temples are pulsing like some weird undersea creature. If that's not anger, you should see a doctor.

Jane

She believes, poor soul, in a benevolent universe.

Jane