Lying in bed, thinking of Patrick. You're a little in love with him, heh. But he's so secretive and controlling.

Shawn Barlow

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Relax sister, we're not chumps. She's a cop and I'm in on the gag.

Jane

She was just a memory that made me smile...and Red John killed her.

Jane

You're alive. Be quiet.

Cho

No offense but you have no dishonesty in you.

Jane

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.

Lisbon

Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

The Mentalist Season 5 Quotes

Your temples are pulsing like some weird undersea creature. If that's not anger, you should see a doctor.

Jane

She believes, poor soul, in a benevolent universe.

Jane