The Mindy Project Season 1 Quotes
Here's your dumb watch. I found it in the nightstand next to a tube of really slippery toothpaste.
Betsy
If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.
It is not the same okay? This is adorable and that is like a lap band surgery ad.
How does an Englishman not understand English? That is, amazing to me.
Danny
Jeremy: Perfect score Danny, break a leg.
Danny: Never wink at me again.
Why does everyone want me to die alone?
It's still a test. You can't flirt and spray tan your way through it.
Danny
I will knock you out. I will knock you out, I don't care how old you are.
Danny
Mindy: It's like if Hermione liked Voldemort.
Shauna: I don't know those words.
I think they pour this stuff on Maxi Pads in commercials.
Danny
Doctor Castellano you look so handsome, like a youth minister.
Betsy
I like to schedule C-sections for Saturday nights.
Danny
