The Mindy Project Season 3 Quotes
Beverly: San Francisco is the worst.
Everyone: YES!
Beverly: Because of all the Chinese.
Everyone: No!
Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.
Pete, why would you abandon us? We changed you from an unemployable pervert, to an employable pervert.
Danny
Hey bitches, the bi-coastal babe is back. #itshappening.
Morgan: Have another hug.
Jeremy: I don't want another hug, I've had four.
Just because I look like Olivia Pope does not mean I know how to disappear a body.
Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.
Danny
Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.
Danny: Hey, sugar, what's shaking?
Mindy: Hey, that's my line. Oh no, does this mean it's caught on with old people?
I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should've been more specific.
Morgan
She won a secret Hunger Games we billionaires have.
Alex
Rob: You know what else is interesting? Since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once.
Mindy: What are you talking about? I've talked about spare ribs like 10 times. Oh, Danny!
