The Mindy Project Season 3 Quotes
If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."
But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.
Annette
She wants me to propose by Christmas. That's not right. It's too much pressure on the Lord's birthday.
Danny
Hey, did this treadmill just ask for my weight? Rude.
No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I sweared I would only use it for good.
Jeremy
Mindy: You know what they call me around here? They call me Sarge.
Tamra: Actually that didn't stick. We still call you Meatball. [to intern] Yeah, listen to Meatball.
Hi my name is Dr. Lahiri and I am your real teacher. Let me asure you, this will not be one of those situations where I end up learning more from you.
Do you think I would actually sign a petition to raise the minimum wage? What? So Morgan can eat caviar.
Me? I'd love to go to Dr. L's, I'll I get to do is go to her place every night for turn down service.
Morgan
If you ever want to get baked and go to a Renaissance Fair, then I'm your mi'lady.
Abby
Mindy, I'm really sorry I doubted you, but if you don't shut up right now my mom's going to hit you over the head with a rollling pin.
Danny
You don't understand. You're dealing with Catholics now. This is a guilt dinner. Which means she's going to torture you. Get ready to repent, Lahiri.
Danny
