That was a predictable plot twist, don't you think?

Hailey

He didn't do anything to you. You tanked.

Neal

Shelly: Like most of the media I don't think you're taking this seriously.
Will: Is there any chance that's because you're not?

Will: What is your best case scenario for how this ends?
Shelly: That it doesn't end.

Which system would you replace Capitalism with?

Will

Rebecca: That's a sad project when you think about.
Maggie: Yeah, I could fall apart any second.

She's got 50 IQ points on both of us. There's nothing I could put in her head.

Don

Jerry: Do you remember dates from two years ago?
Charlie: I would if I'd dropped Sarin gas on a small town.

You want to make God laugh, tell him you rehearsed for an extraction.

Sweeney

You forgot for a minute that you made a pledge to be mad at me for the rest of your life.

Mac

Will: Don't mock this.
Charlie: It's literally impossible not to.

Snark is the idiot's version of wit and we're being polluted by it.

Will

The Newsroom Season 2 Quotes

She better get unmessed up in a hurry because she's a character witness and she looks like the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Halliday

Halliday: What happened to her hair?
Will: I don't know. Women try things.