Alek: You do seem a little...tense.
Chloe: Deranged psycho killer is still after me so, yeah, maybe a little.

Amy: Best friend.
Paul: Loyal sidekick.
Chloe: Isn't one of you supposed to be playing good cop?

So, if she can't date humans, aren't there some other semi-cool Mai guys you can introduce her to? Wait! Do you guys have a website or a roster or something?

Paul

Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.

Alek: You can't keep putting yourself at risk. It's stupid and irresponsible.
Chloe: Hey, I didn't exactly sign up for any of this. Maybe, if someone had told me that kissing humans would....I'm sorry, I didn't want to fight.

Chloe: I don't have a dress. What kind of guy leaves out a detail like that?
Meredith: Pretty much every guy you're ever gonna meet. Get used to it.

Valentina: Nine lives to live...
Chloe: Nine lives to endure. It kind of sticks with ya.
Valentina: Nine lives to accomplish much, but each more complicated than the last and each death more painful than the one before.

Paul: You'll be fine, you just have to relax.
Chloe: Why is that the universal boy solution to pretty much everything?

This has been the best crappy date ever.

Amy: Maybe you should think about dating a Mai guy.
Chloe: A Mai guy? You're not about to burst into song, are you?

Okay, that was most definitely not normal. That kid's got to get a dentist.

Meredith: Since your birthday, you've been acting like a very different person.
Chloe: It's called growing up. Really, mom, no drugs, I promise.