I guess you were right, as scary as it is, sometimes you have to leave it all up to fate.

Felix

Dani: I like a man who can wear a fedora without looking like a hipster you want to punch in the face.
Will: well, I like not being punched in the face.

Oscar: Wait Alan the moocher who lives in your basement?
Teddy: Hey, many great men got their start in a basement.
Oscar: No, many great men got their start in a garage, many serial killers got their start in a basement.

Felix: It's obvious what we have to do.
Oscar: Yeah, teach Dani to cry in the shower like a normal person.

The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Felix: It's obvious what we have to do.
Oscar: Yeah, teach Dani to cry in the shower like a normal person.

Oscar: Wait Alan the moocher who lives in your basement?
Teddy: Hey, many great men got their start in a basement.
Oscar: No, many great men got their start in a garage, many serial killers got their start in a basement.