Felix: Did you hear that? Very disturbing.
Dani: I know, you call them the Knickerbockers tonight you're gonna get stabbed dead in the men's room.

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Felix: Teddy can we just get him out of there?
Teddy: It's live TV you meddling nerd.

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I'm for anything that gets us into a real office. My mom wants to visit me at my job but working out of a single guy's spare bedroom seems a little sketchy.

Dani

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Teddy: You already have a great job. You host a national radio show from your apartment. If you want you could do it naked, or eating a pizza, or getting a massage. If you play your cards right, you could do all three at once.
Oscar: That is the dream.

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