Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.

Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.

Dwight: What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?
Trevor: Ooh, didn't see that one coming.

You say jump, and he says on who?

Dwight

I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.

Clark

Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.

Dwight

The Office Season 9 Episode 13 Quotes

I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.

Clark

Really Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughter house and a rendering plant? Uhhh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.

Dwight