I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.

Jim

This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?

Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

I love banter, but I hate witty banter.

Kevin

Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.

When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.

You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.

Meredith

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

The Office Season 7 Episode 20 Quotes

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

Michael