Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.

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Does your husband have very soft erections?

Dwight

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Jim has no discernable sense of humor Pam. You should know that.

Dwight

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Andy: When you're in a rock n roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life.
Darryl: Usually their life is short and tragic.

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Val: Not bad fellas. You're better than you look.
Kevin: Hey screw you!

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You know what would be the hottest thing ever? A pregnant Helen Mirren.

Toby

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Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.

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