The Office Season 6 Quotes
Kelly: Is Ryan going?
Pam: I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.
Kelly: Here's the deal. I really wanna go, but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would be awesome if you could try to get him to go, because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.
Pam: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: SO jealous of your boobs.
Pam: Thank you.
Dwight: He's lying.
Toby: He has a doctor's note.
Dwight: From who, Dr. J? You really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off ladders.
Toby: A guy on my street fell off a ladder. It was on the news?
Michael: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam: Um. I donno.
Michael: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
Dwight: Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything, other than to come up here for birthday cake? [lowers voice] "Y'all havin' birthday cake?"
Toby: That's not a very good Darryl.
Michael: I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Michael: I just don't want you to.
Michael: If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
Pam: Please don't talk about my breast milk.
Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting.
Michael
Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been more work, every day. I had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve ... I left my cell phone here.
Michael
Creed: They've been in there a while.
Michael: Yep.
Creed: Can't be good.
Michael: No.
Creed: Think they're talking about me?
Michael: No, I think they're talking about me.
Creed: Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss.
Michael: [talking loudly on cell phone] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it, he can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry I'm going into a meeting right now. I love you too. Bye.
Jim: Who was that?
Michael: Hey let me escort you to your desk.
Pam: Okay, it's just... three or four steps but thank you. [sits down] Thank you.
Michael: You and Jim are close, huh?
Pam: Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.
