How did I get elected Supernanny?

Rebekah

Poetry about poisoned apples from dead trees? Looks like someone's worried about his impending Daddyhood.

Rebekah

Rebekah: Who do we have to kill?
Elijah: Probably no one...alright, potentially everyone.

I have been attacked by French Quarter vampires, I've had to live in a house with a secret dungeon full of coffins, and I was nearly murdered by witches who are convinced that my baby is Lucifer.

Hayley

I know I'm the only one in this house that actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it's actually on the grocery list?

Hayley

Rebekah: So this is what you do the first time we're back together as a family? Vampire Book Club?
Klaus: Reading edifies the mind, sister.

The Originals Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

I know I'm the only one in this house that actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it's actually on the grocery list?

Hayley

Rebekah: So this is what you do the first time we're back together as a family? Vampire Book Club?
Klaus: Reading edifies the mind, sister.