The Originals Season 2 Episode 9: "The Map of Moments" Quotes
[to Klaus] You and I on the same team. It must be Christmas.Rebekah
Rebekah: I wish it could always be like this.
Elijah: If wishes were horses...
Klaus: Beggars would ride.
Cami: I would appeal to your morals but those seem to be all over the map.
Finn: I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not.
Finn: You are a compassionate woman, Camille. It's your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Cami: Well, that got dark fast.
[to Hayley] I wish you would tell Elijah you are marrying your werewolf suitor so I could congratulate him on the bullet he dodged.Klaus
Klaus: You do realize it is not I who is to be the husband you can boss around.
Hayley: You do realize I had to endure a horrendous labor and actual death birthing the child that you are holding.
We're not so bad. We're not the monsters that our parents think we are.Rebekah
Kaleb: I think I'd be a bit testy too if my old ex was about to jump into my new ex. I think that'd be a bit eh...
Kaleb: I was going to say kinky, but that'll work.