The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Season 1 Quotes
I want you and I to be okay but you are being a prideful ass.
Grayson
Yaphit: If we match the deflector amplitude to the quantum wave function, it should compensate for any field instability
LaMarr: I like when you talk dirty
Human ambition didn't vanish. The only thing that changed is how we quantify wealth. People still want to be rich. Only now, rich means being the best at what you do.
Grayson
Marcus: Can we help?
Isaac: No, you are small and feeble and you do not possess the necessary intelligence.
Kelly, he fed a guy to another guy. That's not something a department head does.
Mercer
Isaac: Lt. Kitan has exercised Directive 38 in the execution of this program.
Mercer: No bare feet in the Engineering Section?
Grayson: This is going to sound like I'm talking out of my ass.
Isaac: Then please try to enunciate.
Malloy: What if we all died in that plasma storm? And this is actually some kind of purgatory?
LaMarr: How would we know we're in purgatory? What's purgatory even like?
Grayson: You ever been married?
LaMarr: No.
Mercer: It's like that.
Captain! Do you ever sit in your quarters and look out the window? Do you ever stop and watch the darkness out there? It's very, very dark in space. Looks so empty. But there are terrors lurking all around us in the infinite shadows. You can't see them but they're there.
Dr. Finn
Bortus: There is an alligator in the cargo bay. I successfully crushed it with a chair.
Mercer: Where did it come from?
Bortus: I do not know. Regardless, it is crushed.
Kitan: I'm telling you, there was nothing human about this thing. I should've been able to snap him like a twig but he was strong... those fangs.
Malloy: Vampire clown
LaMarr: Shut. Up.
Malloy: Was it like a circus clown or a hobo clown or what?
Kitan: What's the difference?
LaMarr: Hobo clowns are the most dangerous because they're hungry.
