The Real Housewives of New York City
Sundays 9:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New York City Season 9 Episode 1: "Talk of the Town" Quotes
Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.
Ramona
He's like LuAnn, the bigger the lie, the more people believe it.
Carole
It's really Tom's penis... That's the reason no one is going to the wedding besides Dorinda.
Bethenny
You should send her a fruit basket and thank her for taking out the trash.
Bethenny
I feel like I'm living in a petting zoo.
Carole
You're better than my ex! He didn't save me any money.
Ramona
None of the women are invited to the wedding, besides Dorinda... I want only positive energy around me and I don't feel that way around the other women.
LuAnn
I'm an acquired taste, if you don't like me, acquire some test.
Ramona