Where there's a vagina involved with men, there can always be slip ups and I don't like slip ups

Dorinda

It's Bethenny. Like the extra two syllable are really going to take that much.

Bethenny

Really? Kelly Bensimon, that is so 2000 and who cares.

Bethenny

Bethenny is a rock and Ramona is a hard place.

LuAnn

It seems to be a pattern with Ramona stealing dress. Thank God she'll never fit into one of mine.

Carole

Doesn't Bethenny know Ramona, that she says crazy things?

Heather

I like to think I put the cock in tails.

Bethenny

I just started wearing underwear again, you guys want me to start wearing pantyhose.

Sonja

(about Sonja) She's Mary Poppins meets Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Dorinda

I will call myself divorced when the papers are all signed and until then, I am not divorced.

Ramona

I used to be classy, now I'm trashy.

Sonja Morgan

I'm the wealthiest homeless person in Manhattan.

Bethenny