Brendon: I thought greasy drive through on Valentine's day? Yuck! I have a cauliflower pizza in my freezer, so I thought maybe we'll jsut do that.
Antoinette: [looking dissapointed] Yeah.
Brendon: You are the worst actress in the world. You do care about Valentine's day don't you?

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Brendon: So, still coming over tonight? Do a little ramen. Watch a documentary.
Antoinette: Yes, 8:00.
Brendon: Great. You got a secret admirer I should know about?
Antoinette: Oh, Jackie's husband always sends her a bunch of gifts throughout the day.
Brendon: It's a big ol' waste of money on things you are going to throw away two days later, you know. No, thank you.

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Laura: Valentine's day is so lame, but all the sheep will continue to fall for it.
Simone: Well, I love it, and there's no shame in my nosy game. Sir, who are those for?
Deliverly Guy: Someone named Laura Stensen.
Laura: Stensen? That's me. Oh, my God! Atlas! So Sweet.

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Duncan: You know that pains me. It's just that my enemies have tied up my fortune wiht their frivolous lawsuits. But as soon as I'm victorious, I am taking you to Forensie Italia.
Simone: What's the matter? Darling, is everything OK?
Duncan: Well, I told you coming here. It's dangerous. That's why I have to travel covertly. Simone: Is there anything I can do?
Duncan: A slight injection of funds right now would help me stay one step ahead of my enemies.
Simone: Of course. How much do you need?
Duncan: $25000 should more than suffice.

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