Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.

Grace

Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.

George

Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.

Nora

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

Ricky

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!

George

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.

Adrian

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy

George: I had a date with Ricky's mom.
Ashley: Oh, the married one or the gay one?
George: Did everyone know but me?!

Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.