Jimmy: Joey. Nice to meet you. You, Mr. Rude Cocksucker, see you around baby.
Big Pussy: Motherfucker, motherfucker!

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[Angie is planning on getting divorced]
Carmela: So what did the lawyer say?
Angie: He said I have a good case. We're filing Tuesday.
Carmela: So you're going to take Monday to think. That's good.
Angie: Monday's a Jewish holiday.

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(on Don Vittorio) Ton', you give this guy a golf club he might try to fuck it.

Paulie

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(after seeing Mt. Vesuvius) I'm going to tell Artie that mural they spent all that money on looks like a used Trojan compared to this.

Tony

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It hurts like the fuckin' "Pit and the Pendulum" just to wipe myself.

Junior

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