(about his prozac) If the wrong person finds out about this and I get a steel-jacketed anti-depressant right in the back of the head.

Tony

(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.

Big Pussy

Hesh: I hear Junior wants to whack Pussy Bonpensiero.
Tony: Pussy Malanga.
Hesh: Oh, Little Pussy.
Tony: Yeah, Little Pussy. You think he's going to fuck with Big Pussy? My Pussy?

So what, no fucking ziti now?

A.J.

You can't blame it all on the Justice Department.

Junior

Hope comes in many forms.

Dr. Melfi

Man is driven in toto by his insecurities.

Hesh

Guys today have no room for the penal experience.

Tony

Tony: I'm not getting any satisfaction from my work, either.
Dr. Melfi: Why?
Tony: All because of RICO.
Dr. Melfi: Is he your brother?
Tony: No, the RICO statues.

(on Livia) Quite a formidable maternal presence.

Dr. Melfi

[My mother] was part of that generation who grew up during The Depression. But The Depression to her was like a trip to Six Flags.

Tony

(to Dr. Melfi on being Italian) My mother would've loved it if you and I got together.

Tony

The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.

Big Pussy

Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.