Paulie: There's no denying it, I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and Mikey is their fucking ringleader.
Tony: Paulie, think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time. Do you think they're going to join together and follow that prick Mikey?

(to Elliot on Tony) I'm living in a moral never never land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I've judged, I took a position Goddamn it and I'm scared.

Dr. Melfi

(to Matt) That sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have.

Tony

Meadow: There are more Nobel Prize winners in the San Francisco bay area than anywhere on the planet.
Tony: Nobel Prize for what? Packing fudge?

(to Sean) Look at us. We're like a couple of little fuckin' scared rabbits... they make us do their shit work so they don't have to.

Matt

Carmela: I don't think you understand. I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Excuse me?
Carmela: I said I want you to write that letter.
Joan: Are you threatening me?
Carmela: What threatening? I brought you a ricott' pie and a high school transcript so you could write a letter of recommendation for my little daughter to Georgetown.

(on admitting Meadow) Bring gangsters onto the Georgetown campus? I don't think so.

Joan

(to Dr. Melfi) I gave my little daughter a car to rub her face in shit, and you're telling me I did something noble.

Tony

Christopher: (on having sex) If I knew it was going to keep getting better and better I would have asked you to marry me sooner.
Adriana: (slaps him) It wasn't always good?

This is bullshit. I went to Pace College!

Matt

(to Tony) In your family, even motherhood is up for debate.

Dr. Melfi

Well, when you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

Tony

The Sopranos Season 2 Quotes

Dr. D'Alessio: I've seen The Godfather and Analyze This, and I don't need that for my practice right now.
Tony: Analyze This? That's a fuckin' comedy!

Tony: You look good, tan.
Big Pussy: Yeah, right...
Tony: The tan ghost.
Big Pussy: You're a good guy Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit.