I'm gonna have to mark you down on the dismount.

Russell

Great, I see we've moved to the comedy portion of your psychotic break.

Astrid

One day you might be the one who saves all of us.

John

Astrid: Let me see your pills?
Stephen: Why?
Astrid: I just want to check to see if being a raging dick is a side-effect.

He's kind of like our HAL. just not evil.

Russell

You heard of the five-finger discount? We get the no-finger discount.

Russell

Dylan: Good luck with the crazy!
Stephen: Good luck with the diarrhea.

Luca: You slept with Mrs. D'Amico?
Stephen: It was an accident.